My exam experience

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future.

 

So I walk into my R.E exam at 8.45am on a Wednesday morning…
“Geez, it would be pretty cool if the answers were accidentally attached to the end of my book”
hmmm, i wonder who said that? KIARA. Obviously the only human being that thinks of the things that would probably NEVER happen.

So the roll is called. It started off with DANIELLE CINANNI.
“YEH”.
“Are you confident Miss Cinanni?”
“Well i didnt study all night for nothing Sir.”
“Im sure that will reflect in your results Danielle”
“Oh yeah, absolutely.”

 

Then i thought what is the worst thing that could happen if i fail this stupid exam?

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Well I dont fail the whole year of R.E, the exam is only worth 25%.

 

“Does everybody have the 4 booklets?”
“No, I only have 3.”
“OOH no wait.. I have four, Sorry.”

Now if their is one person who is stupid enough to not count the exam booklets correctly?… Its Kiara… AGAIN.

 

So we start the exam and I look over at Kiara, and just as i looked over..

“KIARA WHY ARE YOU WRITING DURING READING TIME???”
“I spelled my name wrong, I am just correcting it.”

Normally people would say this as a cover up, but she was being serious.
Kiara  Kiara Lines. She tried to scribble out the first Kiara, but that was a FAIL.
Sometimes I wonder about that girl haha.

So we carried on through the exam and all of a sudden, Kiara shoots her hand up and her face goes red.

“Sir, I gotta go.”

“You cant leave half way through an exam Kiara, whats the issue?”

“I need to piss!”

“Sorry, I cant let you out. Your going to have to finish off the paper, and then I will let you go”.

“OH MY FRIGGIN GOD, i am actually going to wee all over the chair”.

End of that discussion.

Literally 8 mins before the exam ended…
“My pen has no ink Sir.
“Kiara how many pens did you bring?”
“I brought 2, but one wasnt working when I came, and now the one that was working isnt working anymore but I didnt break it.”

I was trying sooo hard not to laugh, i put my head in my hands and thought of the saddest thing in the world that  i could think of. But nothing seems that sad when you just want to burst in to laughter.

“HA- – - HE – - – HO HO HO”
The teachers must have thought I was on some form of illegal substance haha. Thats what comes out when I try not to laugh.

 

So what to learn from this experience…

DONT SIT NEAR FUNNY PEOPLE IN AN EXAM.
the end

BY   D. CINANNI   <— as you can see, i am heaps professional

What a formal exam this turned out to be.

 

So the exam finished. – Leave your paper on your desk and the ladies will come and collect it  -.  DIRECT instructions

 

 

 

 

People

Throughout life you will always meet new people. Some will be exciting and some a bore. Others will be accountants and another a teacher. There will always be their great personality traits and there will be ones that you can’t handle, but you learn to eventually love them. But what if you just can’t bring yourself to get over those traits that aren’t so great? What if someone has more bad traits than good ones. Can you be friends with someone like that because I am not sure that I can be anymore…. Mind you though I get over things pretty quickly

Why Wont You Listen To Me?

I hate the feeling of being ‘unheard’ and i hate the feeling you get when you know or find out that people aren’t and don’t listen to you. However this is a different feeling say like a teacher talking to her students. This is more!
I talk and explain and it seems that no one listens. I dont think its because i am boring but because people dont care which is what upsets me more. I dont day things for the sake of it, i say it because i think it is important to me and worth talking about. I JUST WISH THAT PEOPLE WOULD LISTEN AND IT IS SAD THAT THE ONLY WAY I CAN EXPRESS MYSELF IS THROUGH BLOGGING!

On a break

Very sorry about no posts for quite a while…….Cure For Boredom will be returning soon

The 11th Commandment

You woul;d have thought that our father, God would have considered his children when writing the 10 commandments, but i think he ran out of ink when creating them and forgot to write the 11th one; Honor your children. So here it is and hope that it will be commonly used

RESPECT

Respect…..what does this word mean?
Does it mean to think of someone highly or to treat them in a certain way? Should we treat people with respect even if they dont treat us with it? Is respect important and should it be given to people older, or younger or the same age as us? Is respect a privilege or a right?
How do you gain respect and/ or keep it and why does the world revolve around this word?
So many questions but no answers.
Julia

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What do I write about??
What do people want to hear?
What do people want to read?
Am I boring?
Do people care about what goes on in my day?
Questions that haunt me!
xoxo Julia

Deana’s Blog

Today, I went to Nonna’s farm.  At the farm I played with my Uncle Tony’s two dogs, Brandy and William.  I saw the pigs and they were all FAT and SMELLY. There were 2 little ones and now they are fat and you cant see their eyes.  There was a little bit of rain but then it began to hail. I went and saw the chicken and they were fighting. There were no eggs . Whewe saw Uncle Tony he was building a new chicken pen and it was HUGE. When Uncle Tony was welding, you could see his hairy bum crack and we picked yummy fruit! It was a fun Day!

BLOODY HISTORY

As previously stated, i love history. But, today I had my history exam and I think i did really well except for the first question. The question was ‘ Who was the australian prime minister when the vietnam war began?’ and my original answer was Mr. Robert Menzies which is correct except when i was checking my answers I changed my answer to HAROLD HOLT. What is that JULIA???? WRONG IS WHAT IT IS! I cant believe I did that. Now i am hoping that it was a trick question. lol…..oh well it was only worth one mark.

SWINE

everyone thinks they have it:|
starting to bug me lots and lots. they cough and all of a sudden they have SWINE. i know we have to be alert and stuff. but i think some people take it OVERBOARD!
especially my sister jessica!

dear jessica,
if you read this i just want to let you know that
a) you dont have swine
b) you looked hot at the conformation today
c) just because you work at a shop you cant treat shoppers like diseased aliens
d) get out of your room
e) start the pj club on facebook
f) dont even think about raiding my room when im at kiaras…
g) i ate the last almond AND
h) i love you (so dont get angry when your new bonds undies are missing)

ahahha,
bye guyss.
danielle exohhh