Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future.
So I walk into my R.E exam at 8.45am on a Wednesday morning…
“Geez, it would be pretty cool if the answers were accidentally attached to the end of my book”
hmmm, i wonder who said that? KIARA. Obviously the only human being that thinks of the things that would probably NEVER happen.
So the roll is called. It started off with DANIELLE CINANNI.
“YEH”.
“Are you confident Miss Cinanni?”
“Well i didnt study all night for nothing Sir.”
“Im sure that will reflect in your results Danielle”
“Oh yeah, absolutely.”
Then i thought what is the worst thing that could happen if i fail this stupid exam?
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Well I dont fail the whole year of R.E, the exam is only worth 25%.
“Does everybody have the 4 booklets?”
“No, I only have 3.”
“OOH no wait.. I have four, Sorry.”
Now if their is one person who is stupid enough to not count the exam booklets correctly?… Its Kiara… AGAIN.
So we start the exam and I look over at Kiara, and just as i looked over..
“KIARA WHY ARE YOU WRITING DURING READING TIME???”
“I spelled my name wrong, I am just correcting it.”
Normally people would say this as a cover up, but she was being serious.
Kiara Kiara Lines. She tried to scribble out the first Kiara, but that was a FAIL.
Sometimes I wonder about that girl haha.
So we carried on through the exam and all of a sudden, Kiara shoots her hand up and her face goes red.
“Sir, I gotta go.”
“You cant leave half way through an exam Kiara, whats the issue?”
“I need to piss!”
“Sorry, I cant let you out. Your going to have to finish off the paper, and then I will let you go”.
“OH MY FRIGGIN GOD, i am actually going to wee all over the chair”.
End of that discussion.
Literally 8 mins before the exam ended…
“My pen has no ink Sir.
“Kiara how many pens did you bring?”
“I brought 2, but one wasnt working when I came, and now the one that was working isnt working anymore but I didnt break it.”
I was trying sooo hard not to laugh, i put my head in my hands and thought of the saddest thing in the world that i could think of. But nothing seems that sad when you just want to burst in to laughter.
“HA- – - HE – - – HO HO HO”
The teachers must have thought I was on some form of illegal substance haha. Thats what comes out when I try not to laugh.
So what to learn from this experience…
DONT SIT NEAR FUNNY PEOPLE IN AN EXAM.
the end
BY D. CINANNI <— as you can see, i am heaps professional
What a formal exam this turned out to be.
So the exam finished. – Leave your paper on your desk and the ladies will come and collect it -. DIRECT instructions
